Moscow to Vladivostok


In the spring of 1996, while I was stationed at Ramstein Air Base, Germany, I was lucky enough to travel to Russia under the Air Force's "Quality of Analysis" program along with a friend and co-worker, SSgt Scott "Cooter" Kemble. These notes are transcribed exactly from a little notebook I took along to record our experiences. Our objective was to see the "real" Russia. And if the real Russia has anything to do with excessive drinking, I think we succeeded admirably.

By the way, there are intermittent references in these notes to "fuzzy dice pictures." These refer to a tradition our office had of always taking a pair of fuzzy dice with us on TDYs and taking pictures of them in interesting surroundings. Those dice have been around the world!


Sunday, 26 May

FF --> Mosc
Depart Landstuhl 1130
1300 Frankfurt 1500
1930 Moscow-Sheremet'evo

Flight on Transaero Boeing 757 (Land of Lakes butter!) no different than any other flight except for language! Particularly neat to hear pilot say Pristupili k snizheniyu (We've begun our descent). Food surprisingly good. SVO airport old & decrepit! Baggage claim area looks like something from a "Mad Max" movie--three broken-down belts and a general air of decay. Our tour group & Moscow-only group met up in lobby of airport. 45-min ride into Moscow by bus. Tour guide for Moscow = Tatyana. Moscow full of billboards of Western companies (IBM, AT&T, etc.). Saw 9-story Marlboro Man on side of apartment building. Saw Makdonal'ds. Hotel Cosmos-across street from VDNKh (Vystavka Dostizhenij Narodnogo Khozyajstva--Accomplishments of the People's Economy Exhibition) and cosmonaut park. Giant C-shaped building (26 stories). Many bars. Many hookers ($120-200!). Patronized the former only. Dinner at 10:00 p.m.: sardines, some kind of (beef?) stew, potatoes, cabbage. Bought some rubles ($40=195,000). Spent 51,000 on two beers.

Monday, 27 May - Hotel Cosmos

The clock in my room doesn't work, and I didn't bring a watch. Slept amazingly well--woke up with no idea of the time. Looked out the window for a while. Finally decided I had to know what time it was, so I walked down the hall to ask the dezhurnaya (floor concierge). It was the same lady as last night--she had spent the night in her desk chair with a little blanket pulled up to her neck. What a shitty job. It was 6:30, by the way.

Turns out Cooter had been up too. We walked to VDNKh market.

Breakfast-->1 pc ham, 1 pc cheese, cinnamon roll, 2x bliny (nasty), kofe.

City tour: 45 min @ Red Square--fuzzy dice pix. Bought 2 matreshki. Tour guide advised us against buying from people on the streets because she would take us to a store with a good selection. It did have an excellent selection, but the prices were astronomical! The 2 matreshki I bought for $20 would have cost $45 and $55! Drive, drive, drive. KGB, University, lots of stuff. Bought bust of Lenin for office at flea market on bridge by University. Saw White House-drove across bridge the tanks were on! Lunch at Hotel Rossiya. Kremlin tour (a bit too long-if you've seen one of the cathedrals, you've seen 'em all). Some stayed to see Tsar's jewels, some went on tour of Metro. Cooter and I went out on our own-Novyj i Staryj Arbat (New & Old Arbat)! Lots of books for sale in Novyj. Staryj had lots of everything. Bought lots of souvenirs. Salt and pepper sets for 20,000 rubles. Shoulda bought more than 2. Oh well. Matreshka chess set. Found it for about $45--best price and nicest set. Still about twice what I wanted to pay, but less than half the price of the one at the Ramstein Xmas tent.

Dinner at Rossiya (7:00 p.m.). Bus to Yaroslavskij Vokzal (Yaroslavl Station). Boarded "Bajkal" at 8:30 p.m.--old CCCP emblems on train painted over with blue. Departed 9:15 p.m. Cooter & me & 2 Germans (Paul und Gerald) in one very cozy compartment. The train's not bad-nearly up to German standards. At least it's clean. Drank way too much vodka in restaurant car. New guide = Lyudmila.

Tuesday, 28 May. On the train.

Made very important discovery about writing in this notebook while lying down. I have never experienced such motion sickness in my life! Fortunately, we were just pulling into a station (Shar'ya), where we sat for 15 min. Baby (old ladies) came up to the train, selling food. I stood in the entryway, leaning against the cool wall. There was a little snow on the ground, and I was in shorts, but I didn't care. All the baby kept saying "Molodoj chelovek, vam plokho?" ("Young man, are you sick?") They insisted I needed to buy some of their food, but all I wanted was fresh air and to be left alone. The sick feeling had mostly subsided by the time we got underway.

Sat and talked in compartment with Paul, Gerald, Beatrix, Lyudmila and a guy named Vasilij. Cooter was trying to sleep off his hangover in his bunk. Vasilij's brother used to be stationed in the DDR with a SAM brigade near Stendal. Got off the train for a few minutes at Kirov (12:38). Lots of people selling stuff on the platform.

Lunch: first meal we've had that was mostly pretty good. Not that we've had anything really bad, but a lot of weird, unidentifiable stuff. Russia is truly a land of mystery...meat. Anyway, the borshch we had today was pretty good.

Got off the train at Perm' (21:20). Paul went off to take a picture of an old locomotive, and the train left without him. The "Sankt-Peterburg" is 7 minutes behind us. If he gets on it, he'll catch up to us in Ekaterinburg tonight.

Meanwhile, traveling eastward through time zones is playing havoc with our meal schedule because our days are compressed. At supper, I was still full from lunch!

Wednesday, 29 May

Slept very well. I guess it's like being rocked in a cradle. Fried eggs for breakfast were awesome, but I didn't eat the yolks because they were a little runny. [I'm not a picky eater--in fact, I love runny yolks--but I was afraid of botulism. By the end of the trip, I was no longer so picky about what I ate. -- MRB.] Lyudmila received a telegram at Ekaterinburg from the director of the Perm' station. It said that Paul was catching a plane to Irkutsk for $100. We wish we'd thought of that.

Got off at Tyumen' for fuzzy dice pix. Got off again at Ishin. The trade on the railway platforms is fascinating. You see people selling homemade foods in improvised containers or completely without containers. One old lady at Nazyvaevskaya was going up and down the train with a big bowl of poached fish. I saw another lady selling milk in jars and bottles of all types. They were "sealed" with a piece of foil or cellophane held in place with a rubber band. It's the free enterprise system in its rawest form. Several of the Germans in our group keep buying beer from people at the stations. It looks and smells terrible-I haven't been brave enough to try any of it yet. Also got off in Omsk.

Lunch today was very good: pel'meny (like wontons or ravioli) & a roasted chicken leg covered in minced garlic. Supper was two hot dogs with some noodles. It was okay. I was a little surprised today when we got off the train at Omsk when I saw the train staff buying supplies: I know for sure that they bought beer and sugar. Makes me question the quality of what they're feeding us.

Thursday, 30 May.

I feel jet-lagged! Completely unexpected since we're traveling so slowly. But right now it's 9:00 am local, which is 4:00 am Moscow time and 2:00 am in Germany. And we're heading off to breakfast! I'm sleeping like the dead.

We pulled into Novosibirsk at about 3:30 this morning-Cooter and Gerald went out, but I didn't because it was still dark.

All the Russians are fascinated to have a couple of Russian-speaking Americans in their midst. They all ask a lot of questions, but it's nothing too probing.

We stopped at Taiga--didn't get off, but I took a picture of a train hauling tanks; I'll probably get hauled off myself for that. Cooter saw a FOXHOUND flying yesterday evening, but I missed it. I did see a BLINDER on the ground the first day at Sheremet'evo.

We're now in the Taiga, the pine forest.

We all drank too much in the restaurant car. The self-proclaimed leader of our group is a retired German Navy captain, Dieter Kraft, but he looks like, and everyone calls him, "Lenin." He got very drunk. Met Andrej, 20 years old-returning from the Army in Kaliningrad.

Friday, 31 May

Woke up still 400 km from Irkutsk and it's snowing! None of us are dressed for it, including the tour guide. I talked to a beekeeper who is worried about his bees. He also explained a lot about beekeeping (pchelovodstvo). It was fairly interesting.

Now at Angarsk, one hour from Irkutsk--the snow has given way to freezing rain. For the first time on the trip, we're hitting some really rough track. That, combined with the crappy weather, makes it feel like a storm at sea.

Arrived at Irkutsk in a snowstorm! +2°C. One-hour bus ride to Listvyanka--Hotel Bajkal directly on Lake Bajkal. Even in this crappy weather, the lake is beautiful. Took a long, hot shower-I feel wonderful. Except for my legs; after 84 hours on the train, I'm very wobbly.

Drove to the Museum of the Limnological Institute--a rinky-dink little museum about the lake. It was mildly interesting. Then on to the village of Listvyanka. We went inside the church right in the middle of a service. It made me feel very uncomfortable. To top it all off, the weather seems to be getting worse. Meanwhile, I think I feel another cold coming on. I'm taking sudafed, but it might be too late already.

Dinner was good: omul' (local fish) appetizer followed by salmon from Lake Bajkal. Dessert was a bowl of redcurrants, which they assure me will help me get over this cold. I certainly hope so.

Meanwhile, the latest from "Marco Paulo" is that he is on a 3rd-class "hard" train and will arrive in Irkutsk at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. I have his suitcase.

It's finally stopped snowing. Maybe the weather will straighten itself out tomorrow.

Saturday, 1 June - Bajkal/Irkutsk

Lyudmila and a hotel driver woke me up at 5:00 a.m. to get Paul's suitcase, saying that he was on his way. I wonder if he'll show up at breakfast. It hasn't rained all night and, although it's still overcast, I think the sun is trying to poke through. For the first time since we got to Russia, I had bad reflux all night long. It may be due to the fried potatoes with supper last night or, more likely, the bowl of redcurrants. Although my cold symptoms are better.

City tour of Irkutsk after checking into Hotel Intourist. Saw newly married couples placing bouquets at the WWII memorial's eternal flame.

Got to play "guess the meat" at both lunch and dinner.

Visited the torgovyj kompleks: flea market, department store, food market and vegetable market. Very interesting. Couldn't find any souvenirs to buy, so decided to get them from the hotel's store, which was closed when we got back. I'll try again in Khabarovsk.

One of the Germans lent me a sweater. Debbie was right!

Beer with Cooter and Gerald in the Pekin-Bar (Peking Bar).

Sunday, 2 June - Back on da train.

Had to get up at 4:00 a.m. to make a 5:30 train. Due to a katastrofa (accident) somewhere up the line, train was 30 minutes late. We had been warned that this train was not as nice as "Bajkal," but we found "Rossiya" to be virtually identical. It felt like coming home. Rode along southern shore of Lake Bajkal-there were mountains on the right, much prettier than the Urals, which were nearly flat!

Got to witness some Russian corruption this morning: Cooter told me that the hotel security guard had brought a prostitute to his room last night, and had been very angry when Cooter sent them away. This morning, the same security guard was distributing money to other staff members in quiet huddles-likely their cut of the take from last night's entrepreneurialship. We've seen a lot of money exchanged in such huddled meetings, especially in the streets of Moscow. It has mostly been unlicensed currency exchanges. The official rate is around 5000 rubles to the dollar, but we found a store in Staryj Arbat that gave us 5025. The black marketeers are said to give better, but your chances of being slipped counterfeit money are greater.

Stopped in Ulan-Ude; got out for a few minutes, but nothing much to see. Food not as good on this train as on "Bajkal."

Vodka and beer with practically everyone in our compartment--Gerald got totally hammered. I was okay because I mostly stuck with beer. Went out on the platform at Chita (well after midnight) , then off to bed.

Monday, 3 June

Woke up when we pulled into Chernyshevsk-Zabajkalskij. It was just after 8:00 am. Went into the bathroom and washed my face and hair. It's amazing how little it can take to make you feel good . When we went into the diner car for breakfast, it full of cases of food and vodka and several scary-looking men. They're going to unload it at Mogocha this afternoon, so we can't eat lunch until they're done. Another shining example of capitalism run amok.

Went onto the platform at Mogocha and a couple of other places. Beautiful scenery since we left Irkutsk: pine-forested hills, rivers, bridges. Looks like the foothills of the Rockies. This is not the Sibir' I expected! And it's downright warm.

Tuesday, 4 June

Woke up around 8:30 this morning as we pulled into Belagorsk. We're now in the Far East, and everything is flat.

I forgot to mention that on Sunday we saw a base with about a dozen FENCER on a hardstand. It was maybe 400 yds north of the railway between Petrovsk-Zabajkalskij and Khilok, nearer the latter. We also saw a HIP landing near a building called Dvorets Metallurgov ("Metallurgists' Court"), but I don't remember exactly when or where. Time on the train doesn't hold much meaning for us.

We reach Khabarovsk tonight. The "intestinal complaint" I anticipated has been with me all day, but it's not too bad. I'll drink lots of mineral water tonight at the hotel.

We're in the Jewish Autonomous Region now-pulled into Bira; interestingly, the sign was written in both Russian and Hebrew. Same thing at Birobidzhan.

Arrived at Khabarovsk at 8:20 pm. Much better first impression than in Irkutsk. Drove in bus to Hotel Intourist-arrived at 9:00 with nothing to do until 9:00 am tomorrow! Took long, hot shower. Met Cooter for a quick beer downstairs before reading in bed and falling asleep.

Wednesday, 5 June

My stomach is better, following a couple bottles of mineral water. Breakfast was the best we've had: smoked salmon covered with onions, followed by very good bliny. Afterwards, we visited the Khabarovsk folk museum, which was interesting, albeit too long a visit. This is very much a tourist town for the Japanese with prices to match. I finally found a piece of amber with a bug in it. It costs 600,000 rubles ($120). If I buy it, it will have to be with a credit card. I haven't decided yet, although we haven't been to the market district yet. Maybe I'll have more luck there.

City tour: Khabarovsk is a wonderful city, not nearly as in-your-face Russian as Moscow. Saw very nice WWII monument and the market. The latter was not as large as Irkutsk's, but it seemed to offer more. I could live here easily: the Amur River is right next to our hotel, and the TsPKO (Tsentral'nyj Park Kul'tury i Otdykha - "Central Park of Culture and Relaxation") is too. Walked in park and sat on Ploshchad' Komsomolya ("Komsomol Square") with Cooter and Gerald for some beer and girl-watching (mini-skirts are "in" in Khabarovsk!).

One more thing: while out shopping today, I ran into Paul in one of the stores (by this time, Cooter and Gerald had bought some beer and gone back to the hotel). Walking home, we saw an old lady selling kvas out of a large tank on wheels (like a military "water buffalo"). We decided to try one. The old lady was using and re-using the same ten-or-so glasses (rinsing them between customers). What was really disturbing was that there were a boy of about 10 and a girl of about 7, probably his sister, drinking right along with everyone else-the lady sold it to them freely, and no one else seemed to have a problem with it. Paul and I were horrified, but thought it best not to say anything. They had been at the kvas wagon when we arrived, and remained there after we left. And the little girl was obviously very drunk.

Thursday, 6 June

Our guide, Lena, offered us the opportunity to visit one of Khabarovsk's kindergartens. We declined. Instead, eight of us visited the Muzej Istorii Dal'nevostochnogo Voennogo Okruga (Far East Military District History Museum). Very interesting. Got a fuzzy dice picture of Cooter in a mock-up of a PVO radar station. Hope it turns out. [It didn't. In fact, most of our film was destroyed by the airport x-ray machines when we left Moscow. -- MRB.]

After a lunch of mystery foods, we took a cruise on the Amur River. Khabarovsk is a very nice city, and I would love to go back there sometime.

After an even more mysterious dinner, we headed for the train station. We boarded "Okean," departing at 7:05 p.m. The trip to Vladivostok is a joke--only 14 hours!

Friday, 7 June

This train is very nice, but I think the engineer must have just gotten his learner's permit--he stops and starts very hard. I'm glad the whole trip wasn't like this, or we'd have never gotten any sleep! Woke up when we pulled into Ussurijsk (6:50 a.m.) and washed.

Arrived in Vladivostok at 0900--beautiful train station in nautical style. (In fact, almost everything in Vladivostok has an anchor or something sea-related on it). Bus to Gostinitsa (Hotel) Vladivostok. This is not an Intourist hotel, and it shows. Vladivostok was a closed city until recently, and there are very few facilities for Western tourists. Meanwhile, the Japanese and Koreans are everywhere!

Breakfast was followed by a quick shower, then it was off for a city tour. Not nearly as pretty as Khabarovsk, but still a few things of merit: old fortress, submarine museum, port (saw two guided missile frigates, one cruiser and a recce ship).

After an excellent lunch that Debbie would have hated (squid stuffed with mushrooms, and cube steak), we were given a few hours' free time. Cooter, Gerald and I decided that a nap would be the best way to spend the first hour, so that's what we did. Then we set out for the market district. After walking around and shopping for a while (Gerald wanted some Ginseng essence), we learned that a pro-Yeltsin concert was about to start at the stadium. We walked down toward the stadium and looked around for a while. Thousands of people were flocking into the stadium. More interestingly, a few people were walking around with anti-Yeltsin signs and pamphlets. I guess they're making some progress towards real democracy. Came back to the hotel to wait for the rest of the group to go to dinner. While we sat in the lobby, a young man with long, dark hair walked through the lobby and out into the parking lot. It was Filipp Kirkorov, a singer whom I had seen on an MTV-type program in the Pekin-Bar in Irkutsk. A security guard was nice enough to give me the singer's autograph.

Had dinner at a very elegant restaurant called "Nostal'giya" ("Nostalgia")--live accordian and balalajka music as we ate. At the next table, a meeting between representatives of the Japanese Yakusa and the Chechen Mafia was taking place.

Saturday, 8 June

Breakfast in hotel, followed by extremely crowded bus ride to airport. We've been informed that we'll each have to pay 60,000 rubles extra at the airport to "help pay for new international terminal." As it is, I've only got 100,000 left, which I had planned to use this afternoon buying souvenirs in the Staryj Arbat. So much for that.

They're real jerks about baggage weight. You're allowed a total of 20 kilos, including carry-on. Needless to say, many people went over and had to pay 15,000 rubles per extra kilo. Cooter and I were, fortunately, under our weight.

We took off (another Boeing 757) more or less on time. Miraculously, no one ever asked about the 60,000-ruble airport tax, so we will go souvenir shopping when we get to Moscow (time permitting).

Arrived in Moscow on time, where bus was already waiting to take us to the hotel. Checked in and put our stuff away. Gerald, Paul, Cooter and I met in the lobby at 5:45 p.m. to head into town. The Moscow Metropoliten is a very fast and efficient subway system. You can travel anywhere in town for 1500 rubles (30¢!). I found it very easy to use, as everything was so clearly marked--even better than the London tube! The one thing that made me nervous was all the looong wooden escalators. I couldn't help thinking of the King's Cross fire. Anyway, we made it to Arbatskaya without any problems. At Staryj Arbat, our two German friends went absolutely crazy. It is, without a doubt, the best souvenir shopping to be had in Moscow, and probably in all of Rossiya. (After my 1998 trip, I changed my mind on this issue. Click HERE to read my revised opinion--MRB.) Gerald bought a beautiful tea set consisting of a samovar, teapot and tray for 567,000 rubles. Paul bought several expensive matreshki. My purchases were far more modest: another salt-and-pepper set and five small matreshki. All I had left was 100,000 rubles, and my goal was to get rid of all of them. Cooter, meanwhile, spent all his time trying to sell some old blue jeans and t-shirts.

We made it back to the hotel (Kosmos again, by the way) in time for our 9:00 supper. Immediately afterwards, I went upstairs, took a shower, and went to bed. I was awakened three times by various girls offering "seks-programma." I politely declined each offer.

My throat is bothering me, and I've been coughing. I guess I'm getting sick again.

Sunday, 9 June--THE LAST DAY!

This trip has been about five days too long. That's not to say that I haven't enjoyed it, but I'm definitely ready to go home.

Bus ride to the airport, followed by customs and check-in. Despite all the bad things we had been warned about, we sailed through customs without a hitch. Thank God! I was really nervous about the amber I bought in Khabarovsk. After a short wait, we boarded our Boeing 737 to start our journey home.

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